1. That oil spot in the garage is the bikes way of "marking it's territory". 
 

True 
False 

2. You have ever started a BBQ with a welding torch. 

True 
False 

3. Any of your children/pets have either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their names. 

True 
False 

4. You own more Harley-Davidson T-Shirts than underwear. 

True 
False 

5. Any day you can ride is a "Good Day". 

True 
False 

6. You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in "Easyriders" than the naked women. 

True 
False 

7. You put dirty oil from your bike in your truck, cause ""hey, it's just a truck". 

True 
False 

8. Your other vehicle IS a truck. 

True 
False 

9. Your pipes are loud enough to be used as an indicator that you will be home soon. 

True 
False 

10. The first thing you say after being hit by a car is, "Hey! Where is my beer?" 

True 
False 

11. You crash, break your leg in three pieces, and tell the officer "I'm okay, I can ride home from here". 

True 
False 

12. You dream of owning a Harley dealership. 

True 
False 

13. Your three piece suite is chaps, leather vest, leather jacket. 

True 
False 

14. You have a refrigerator in the garage reserved just for beer. 

True 
False 

15. Your bird can repeat "This is the Police", with uncanny accuracy. 

True 
False 

16. Every time you hear a vehicle with headers, you look for a Harley. 

True 
False 

17. When you plan a vacation, you set up time to visit the bike shops first. 

True 
False 

18. You have tools to work on your bike, but none to work on your wife/girlfriends car. 

True 
False 

19. You think your bike is really an extension of your penis. 

True 
False 

20. You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name. 

True 
False 

21. You have a little piece of your bike that you carry with you always. 

True 
False 

22. You have more pictures of your bike(s) than you girlfriend/wife/kids. 

True 
False 

23. When asked for your Christmas list, you take people to the Harley dealer and point. 

True 
False 

24. Every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Bike" in it. 

True 
False 

25. At least one section of your house is decorated in a motorcycle motif. (The garage doesn't count.) 

True 
False 

26. The last time you threw a party, more bikes showed up than cars. 

True 
False 

27. You own more than one motorcycle. 

True 
False 

28. Every time you buy something, you wonder what you could have got for your bike with the money. 

True 
False 

29. Any piece of furniture in your house is made of a bike part. 

True 
False 

30. You think "Helmet Hair" is a fasion statement. 

True 
False 

31. You clean your nails with a pocket knife. 

True 
False 

32. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. 

True 
False 

33. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos". 

True 
False 

34. You've spent more time and money on your bike than your education. 

True
False 

35. Confusing the terms "VIN" and "SSN", you try to write your bike off as a dependent on your taxes. 

True 
False 

36. When she says, "It's the bike or me!!", you have to think about it real hard. 

True 
False 

37. Your wife hides the checkbook and credit cards before leaving for the bike show. 

True 
False 

38. You think anyone who doesn't ride is just, "OK". 

True 
False